Here they are the Oddball couple
They're a couple
It's a couple of oddballs

Anything the Oddball couple ever do
Becomes a series of four balls
They're really just as opposite as crooked ans straight
And no matter where they're going
If there's one faster than
The other one is late

Talkin' about the Oddball Couple
They're a couple
It's a couple of oddballs

Now one of them is fussy
Very proper and clean
While the other one
Has got a very special talent
For messing up the team

Talkin' about the Oddball Couple
They're a couple
Every one is a four ball

Oddballs !
Eight balls !