Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening​, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay
So, look away
Look away, look away

Three children lose their home and go to live with someone awful
He tries to steal their fortune with a plot that's not quite lawful
It's hard to fathom how the orphans manage to live through it
Or how a decent person, like yourself, would even want to view it

Just look away ! Look away
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say:
Look away

Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away