- VOX :
Alright, show me redemption

- CHARLIE :
Step one, say you'll get it done
Make redemption your resolution

- ANGEL DUST :
Fine

- CHARLIE :
Step two, bid the booze adieu

- ANGEL DUST :
Hey!

- CHARLIE :
A sober mind's primed for absolution
Step three, dignity!
Try dressing more modestly
Step four, feed the poor

- HOMELESS DEMON :
Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

- CHARLIE :
Five, six, seven, eight
Come on, buddy, concentrate
Change some babies, and
Help old ladies across the street
Isn't he sweet?

- VOX :
Uh-huh

-VELVETTE :
Right

- CHARLIE :
Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful
Just misunderstood
You can be good for good

- ANGEL DUST :
Woah

- CHARLIE :
All you skeptics, pay close attention
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Step nine, give a hobo a dime

- VOX :
Yeah, no way this story is bogus

- CHARLIE :
Step ten, do one through nine again

- ANGEL DUST :
Again?

- CHARLIE :
Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice
Step eleven...

- VOX :
Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

- CHARLIE :
Step twelve, what the hell?
Pentious was redeemed by now
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Better, nicer, faster, quickly

Wear this top hat, and build a rocket
You gotta commit, start speaking like this
Have depression, an egg obsession
And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good
Then save a friend from a certain demise... oh, fuck!
Maybe the key is self-sacrifice
If you offer up your life with pure intentions
We'll speedrun from here to redemption

- ANGEL DUST :
I hate you