The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing blade
Unless you want to end up shorter

Black Adder, Black Adder, he rides a pitch black steed
Black Adder, Black Adder, he's very bad indeed

Black: his gloves of finest mole
Black: his codpiece made of metal
His horse is blacker than a hole
His pot is blacker than his kettle

Black Adder, Black Adder, with many an cunning plan
Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.