Who's that girl ?
What's her name ?
Is she cool ?
Is she's lame ?
Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's-her-name...

Pepper Ann !

Is she lame ?
Is she cool ?
Is she breakin' every rule ?
Is she anybody's fool ?

Pepper Ann !

Pepper Ann ! Pepper Ann !
Marchin' in her own parade
Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million !

Pepper Ann ! Pepper Ann !
Much too cool for seventh grade
Catch her if you can, Pepper Ann !

-Who?
-Is that ?! That girl from gym class ?
-No, that's me !
-Ew...
-Who is she and why does she have her own song ?
-Did someone take my lunch ?
-Illuminating television !

Pepper Ann ! Pepper Ann !
Marchin' in her own parade
Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million !

Pepper Ann ! Pepper Ann !
Much too cool for seventh grade
No one's cooler than Pepper Ann!

She's her own biggest fan Pepper Ann !
Catch her if you can, Pepper Ann!