Christmas comes every freakin' year
Dumb gifts and empty yule-tide cheer
Kick back, be cool
'Cause we're in this boat together
Grab a stool, and raise your glass
Let's try to laugh, this too shall pass

Hear Hear !

Roll out the beer
Uncork the wine
To Grandmother's house
For Auld lang syne
We'll endure
Yet one more cremated turkey
While some have fun
Like Muslim dudes
And Sikhs and Jews
Who get chinese food

And a moviе

Whiskey, Gin, Bourbon, Vodka, Scotch
We'll drink most anything you've got
Dеsignate
Give your keys to someone boring
Get plotzed, without fear
But if you drive
Take Wacker Drive
There's fewer cops

We hear

Al-co-holism's not a joke
Nor are prescription drugs or dope
If you quit
We admire your strenght and courage
But let's be clear
We'd love your stash
We'll pay in cash
And have some fun

This year

Why can't we all just get along
Perhaps if we sing this stupid song
And give thanks
For s*** that isn't broken
Raise a cheer
For Tina Fey, Corvette Stingrays
For Wrigley Field and Navy SEALS
The Rolling Stones and mobile phones
Harley-Davidsons
And Shameless self promotion

And beer
And beer...
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer...Beeeeer...BEEEEER !