Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
"Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the light side of life" (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And

"Always look on the bright side of life(whistle)
(Come on !)
Always look on the right side of life"(whistle)

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow !

"So always look on the bright side of death (whistle)
A just before you draw your terminal breath"(whistle)

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And

"Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
- C'mon guys, cheer up !Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life ...(whistle)
- Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life ...(whistle)
- What have you got to lose ?
- You know, you come from nothing
Always look on the bright side of life...(whistle)
- You're going back to nothing
- What have you lost ? Nothing !
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
- Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
- Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
- There ya are, see
- It's the end of the film
- Incidentally this record's available in the foyer
- Some of us got to live as well, you know
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
- Who do you think pays for all this rubbish
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
- They're not gonna make their money back, you know
- I told them, I said to him, Bernie, I said they'll never make their money back !
Always look on the right side of life...(whistle)
Always look on the right side of life
Always look on the right side of life...